N\u00e1vod: Jak se st\u00e1t z\u00a0oby\u010dejn\u00e9 u\u010ditelky matematiky medi\u00e1ln\u00ed kometou.<\/p>\n

Chcete se v\u00a0\u010cesku st\u00e1t medi\u00e1ln\u00ed kometou? Tady je n\u00e1vod. Pokud u\u010d\u00edte ve \u0161kole, vezm\u011bte si na sebe do hodiny \u010dern\u00fd h\u00e1bit (a je jedno, \u017ee je to jen n\u00e1zorn\u00e1 pom\u016fcka a vy jste emancipovan\u00e1 \u017eena, kter\u00e1 by v\u00a0n\u011bm jinak nevydr\u017eela ani p\u011bt minut), vyfo\u0165te se ve t\u0159\u00edd\u011b, pov\u011bste to na web a \u010dekejte. \u00a0I kdy\u017e v\u00a0dob\u011b dne\u0161n\u00ed hysterie, kter\u00e1 nevl\u00e1dne jen v\u00a0\u010cesku, mo\u017en\u00e1 bude sta\u010dit t\u0159eba jen \u0161\u00e1la nebo \u0161\u00e1tek na hlav\u011b. A t\u0159eba ani nebude muset b\u00fdt \u010dern\u00e9 barvy, posta\u010d\u00ed punt\u00edkovan\u00fd \u010di kyti\u010dkovan\u00fd, co je ve sk\u0159\u00edni. Co se stane? N\u011bjak\u00fd cvok, kter\u00fd si plete p\u00e1t\u00e9 p\u0159es dev\u00e1t\u00e9 a ve \u0161kole se asi moc dob\u0159e neu\u010dil a dlouho tam nebyl, usoud\u00ed, \u017ee je to \u0161patn\u011b a va\u0161i fotku s\u00a0pat\u0159i\u010dn\u011b nen\u00e1vistn\u00fdm koment\u00e1\u0159em po\u0161le po s\u00edti. Pr\u00fd t\u00edm \u0161\u00ed\u0159\u00edte nen\u00e1vistn\u00e9 n\u00e1bo\u017eenstv\u00ed! \u017de je v\u00fduka s t\u00e9matem isl\u00e1m, kde se uk\u00e1zka od\u011bvu vylo\u017een\u011b hod\u00ed, v\u00a0osnov\u00e1ch pro z\u00e1kladn\u00ed \u0161koly? To on netu\u0161\u00ed. \u017de vyu\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed je od dob soc\u00e1\u010de \u00fapln\u011b n\u011bkde jinde a u\u017e\u00edv\u00e1 n\u00e1zorn\u00fdch pom\u016fcek, z\u00e1\u017eitkov\u00e9 metody a nut\u00ed ke kritick\u00e9mu my\u0161len\u00ed? Jak by to mohl v\u011bd\u011bt. Ale kter\u00fd bulv\u00e1r by se nechytil jeho pat\u0159i\u010dn\u011b okomentovan\u00e9 fotky u\u010ditelky v\u00a0\u010dern\u00e9m nik\u00e1bu !<\/p>\n

A za\u010dne koloto\u010d. R\u00e1dio, televize, noviny, internetov\u00e9 servery. N\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed se ptaj\u00ed, jak to bylo, n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed prost\u011b jen otisknou, co si zrovna vymysl\u00ed. A diskuse se rozj\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed. N\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed d\u0161t\u00ed s\u00edru, a\u017e se jim od huby pr\u00e1\u0161\u00ed, jin\u00ed v\u00e1m p\u00ed\u0161ou, a\u0165 se dr\u017e\u00edte, kolegov\u00e9 z\u00a0jin\u00fdch \u0161kol pos\u00edlaj\u00ed fotky, \u017ee to d\u011blaj\u00ed tak\u00e9 tak, kolega d\u011bjepis\u00e1\u0159 z\u00a0asi nejpresti\u017en\u011bj\u0161\u00ed na\u0161\u00ed \u0161koly PORG dod\u00e1v\u00e1, \u017ee to d\u011bl\u00e1 obdobn\u011b, \u00a0\u0159editel \u0161koly se za v\u00e1s bije, starosta m\u011bsta to ozna\u010duje za medi\u00e1ln\u00ed humbuk, vyjad\u0159uje se inspekce, ministryn\u011b \u0161kolstv\u00ed, Katedra Pedagogiky UJEP chv\u00e1l\u00ed za odvedenou v\u00fduku, stejn\u011b tak kolega z\u00a0Univerzity Palack\u00e9ho, poslanec Parlamentu \u010cR v\u00e1m p\u00ed\u0161e SMS, \u017ee by v\u00e1s cht\u011bl za kolegyni, b\u00fdval\u00ed kolegov\u00e9 z\u00a0m\u00e9di\u00ed volaj\u00ed : \u201eV\u00edtej v\u00a0bulv\u00e1ru!\u201c<\/p>\n

Tis\u00edce diskutuj\u00edc\u00edch, des\u00edtky tis\u00edc poslech\u016f va\u0161eho rozhlasov\u00e9ho rozhovoru na internetu, hlavn\u00ed zpr\u00e1va dne v\u00a0jedn\u00e9 z\u00a0televizn\u00edch stanic, \u0161koln\u00ed web na roztrh\u00e1n\u00ed. Konec n\u00e1vodu.<\/p>\n

A na z\u00e1v\u011br jeden paradox. U\u010d\u00edm hlavn\u011b matematiku (d\u011bjepis v\u016fbec ne) a v\u00a0on\u00e9 hodin\u011b jsem 5 minut d\u011blala pouze figurantku pro uk\u00e1z\u00e1n\u00ed nik\u00e1bu. Tak\u017ee si te\u010f um\u00edm velmi dob\u0159e spo\u010d\u00edtat, co sil m\u011b ta jedna p\u0159\u00edprava na hodinu pan\u00ed kolegyni d\u011bjepisu st\u00e1la! Ale j\u00e1 si to vyberu. A\u017e budu u\u010dit t\u0159eba Pythagorovu v\u011btu, bude se muset p\u0159evl\u00e9ci za tohoto sv\u011btozn\u00e1m\u00e9ho filozofa a p\u0159ij\u00edt mi do hodiny. To bude \u0161rumec!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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